Yo Trotty the Trott!

You've made my day dude.

Scotland the Brave.

How dare they show mercy!

Every Christian must prey for vengeance on Sunday.

I shall pray for America.

Daniel Hannan tells it like it is..

Tory slap-head Daniel Hannen told the world that his mother should have been sterilised long before conceiving such a shite as himself.

In a rare grasp of reality the eloquent yet hopelessly thick sewer breath Hannen told the whole of America,

"if only the NHS had snipped the bitch, England could rejoice".

Loopy (so called) libertarians barked with rapturous joy at "their" man's honesty.

Right Wing Thickies

Nasty Moron Investors Business Daily has claimed that we Brits would let super cripple Stephen Hawkins die 'cos he's a spaz.

Without engaging their brain cell they failed to notice that he's one of us.

Grow up America. Sort out your healthcare, it's kinda civilising.

Rain, Rain go away...

I'm in shock, it didn't rain yesterday...

It looks like another dry day today, time for a long walk....

Harry Patch

I've a soft spot for 'arry.

He 'ated war an' dinna wanna go.

That's fair enuff....

But I'm completely fucked off with the modern middle class.

Not only do they hate history.. they hate those that created it.

PSST.... everyone I ever met, enjoyed killing.. I curse the fact that I was born in such dreary years....

Liverpool Jury

Unless you kill a kid or "one of their own", it's hard to be found guilty in Liverpool.

The flu advice website, covering England, crashed on Thursday after it was overwhelmed with 82 billion hits a year.

Wow, that's so many people worried about swine flu!

Class War

The unsurprising fact that a privileged start tends to lead to a privileged profession cannot possibly surprise anyone. (Except a few Daily Mail privately educated morons).

Now I wonder. How many public school kids end up beggars?

Andrew Strauss should go...

Yesterday's cheating has to be enough to see this man off.

Cricket is a game to be played fairly. I hated the 'gamesmanship' at Cardiff but claiming this catch was too much....

Strauss has just blown it.

Andrew Strauss is an idiot.

I've no idea why he didn't make Australia follow on....

What a Moron....

Back to the rum....

Manchester United have cancelled the Jakarta tour

Indonesian hotel bombers have just incurred the wrath of millions of their fellow countrymen.

It's not just the State they have to fear. Every Red Devil will take this very personally.....

Let them eat cack

Removing "junk food" from the school menu means 400,000 children have abandoned school dinners.

This is fine. We should never pander to such folk. The rest will benefit immensely.

Crikey, Nikola Tesla!

I've just noticed that Google have highlighted Nikola Tessla.

Good on them. At last many of the good folk at the pub will now have heard of him.

Another drink for me.

Zen and the Art of Cricket

I like the Ashes.

England and Australia still take this anachronistic pleasure seriously.

For an impetuous man with infinite patience, this is much needed therapy.

Climate Change Halted

Our glorious Leaders have agreed to limit global temperature rise to two degrees.

And I promise you ignorance and happiness.

Freedom is given

" ID cards will never be compulsory for Britons"....

That's right. They will merely be required.

Oh well.. It's a good day for ugly fruit. (Something that always annoyed me.)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Congratulations dude!

It's not everyday you secure 103% of the vote.

$135 Billion

That's $135 Billion of US bonds.. or is it.

The tale of two Japanese(?) blokes trying to get into Switzerland with $135 billion hidden away is too much for me.

Is it real? are the Japs dumping dollars?

Or is it fake and North Korea (guessing) are trying it on as usual?

If they are real, that would be a laugh...

Labour death. Slow and painful

Labour's dire night ended with them taking less than 6% of possible votes.

Losing Wales to the Tories, even hurts me.

The Liberals were unable to capitalise on this...

The Lib/Lab merger is surely now inevitable.