Nov 20, 2008

charnwood borough council


My moronic council has just chopped this oak tree down claiming it was rotten. Even from this little pic one can see that it is clearly not...
My useless Council has lost our money in Iceland, left sensitive data on hard drives it sold on ebay and removed the last mature oak (a mini wildlife haven) from Thorpe. All within a few weeks.
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The only thing rotten here is the idiots that are employed at the Local Authority...Grrrr.... God they really are stupid. If only they were paid to stay at home all day and do nothing, life would improve for all the rest of us.

Nov 13, 2008

Bush grunts about Cuba

According to Bush, the reason Cubans are suffering rationing right now is because they are not slavish followers of American style free market capitalism.

Oh right, and I thought the poor souls were struggling to recover from three devastating hurricanes.

Why not twist the facts cowboy... shucks, I keep forgetting just how perfect capitalism is working right now.

Nov 11, 2008

John Hutton.. Afghanistan and me.


I never met my Grandad.


He was gassed and though his eyes recovered his lungs were fucked.


By the end he could produce a yard of phlegm. impressive urgh?


He did survive the war and lived for many years... though humiliated by means tests and bureaucratic and bourgeoisie scum.


He wore the words "love,hate" on his knuckles, My older cousins say he was great....


When our bankers and masters took on Hitler, His sons all volunteered... and the State took 'em, though one was 16 and another just 14.


The eldest had just been offered a professional football contract...shame really, the war smashed his leg in. Though after the war Leicester City FC (they were a man short that day!) still gave him a game against Chelsea.


All of this is a by the by....


John Hutton... Three things,
The US President is not your boss.
How dare you compare Omar to Hitler.
Afghanistan can not be won... Don't waste lives and time.

Nov 6, 2008

Bank of England slashes rates...

Tell them Mervyn...

A lot of people claim to be surprised, shocked even... sorry dudes, this is panic and your naivety is a pleasure to behold.

After the Euphoria

FOREWARNED.
Poor Old Woman (to youth, who has given her a gratuity and relieved her of her load of wood).

"I PRESUME, MY KIND YOUNG FRIEND, THAT YOU ARE THE YOUNGEST OF THE THREE BROTHERS WHO ARE GOING OUT TO SEEK THEIR FORTUNES?"

Clever Youth. "NO, I'M THE ELDEST. BUT I'VE BEEN READING THE STORIES."

I hope the next Leaders of the Free World are both erudite and understanding..

Nov 4, 2008

US Election .. Result.



It's a good day to be rich.......

You've won the election!

Oh well, not long and the charade begins all over again.