Apr 27, 2009

bluebell therapy



I like Mondays, the woods are busy without people.

Apr 26, 2009

FAT PIGS cause global warming.


Or is it swine flu? (I like the name)
Either way we're all gonna die.

Apr 24, 2009

golden age

To think, it's less than two years ago since Gordon Brown fawned shamelessly with London's bankers, praising them on their "ingenuity and creativity," which had ushered in "an era that history will record as the beginning of a new golden age."

As the economy continues to implode at a rate of 1.9% a quarter, I almost feel pity for this sick, deluded, sociopath.

Of course I don't, he should be be hung, drawn and quartered like the traitor he is.

Apr 23, 2009

Bugger off

Up to 10% of the UK's top earners might leave due to yesterday's income tax hike to 50 whopping pence on income above £150,000.

Aww.. is that all. We won't miss you.

Apr 21, 2009

I love people....


Economics = human ingenuity/endeavour + natural resources.

Any fool that believes money is real is already beaten.

pain for me...

miserable kids



It would appear that we Brits enjoy being miserable from an early age.

Am I the only one that isn't particularly perturbed by the Child Poverty Action Group's findings?

Sure, we Brits may not do fluffy, pastel, cute like those Scandinavians, but hey.. there's a sense of adventure in our lives that they just don't get.

I know which I prefer.

Apr 14, 2009

power to the people

Yesterday a hundred odd people were arrested before they made the attempt to take out my power station.

Oi, you middle class little shitester know-it-alls... if you wanna complain take on those with power.

Why not kidnap the bosses?

There are many ways to make a point which do not involve pissing off the poor.

Do you really think taking out my lecky would endear me and my neighbours to accept your certainties?

Oh, and I recommend "The man who was Thursday" by Chesterton to all you noble creatures...

Apr 11, 2009

Great Expectations



I've just spent the afternoon with an old frend.

Methinks that he regrets not having children.

Apr 7, 2009

Home Sweet Home



The G20 saved the world

The Revolution was contrived

Oh well, It's good to be home... I think.

Apr 1, 2009

Twisted Fire Starter



iy'm up, tiss'early 'n' I'ym in fukkin London..

Maddness awaits: Love t'yer'all.

Non:collaborator, is off to play. g'luk...