Harry Patch

I've a soft spot for 'arry.

He 'ated war an' dinna wanna go.

That's fair enuff....

But I'm completely fucked off with the modern middle class.

Not only do they hate history.. they hate those that created it.

PSST.... everyone I ever met, enjoyed killing.. I curse the fact that I was born in such dreary years....

Liverpool Jury

Unless you kill a kid or "one of their own", it's hard to be found guilty in Liverpool.

The flu advice website, covering England, crashed on Thursday after it was overwhelmed with 82 billion hits a year.

Wow, that's so many people worried about swine flu!

Class War

The unsurprising fact that a privileged start tends to lead to a privileged profession cannot possibly surprise anyone. (Except a few Daily Mail privately educated morons).

Now I wonder. How many public school kids end up beggars?

Andrew Strauss should go...

Yesterday's cheating has to be enough to see this man off.

Cricket is a game to be played fairly. I hated the 'gamesmanship' at Cardiff but claiming this catch was too much....

Strauss has just blown it.

Andrew Strauss is an idiot.

I've no idea why he didn't make Australia follow on....

What a Moron....

Back to the rum....

Manchester United have cancelled the Jakarta tour

Indonesian hotel bombers have just incurred the wrath of millions of their fellow countrymen.

It's not just the State they have to fear. Every Red Devil will take this very personally.....

Let them eat cack

Removing "junk food" from the school menu means 400,000 children have abandoned school dinners.

This is fine. We should never pander to such folk. The rest will benefit immensely.

Crikey, Nikola Tesla!

I've just noticed that Google have highlighted Nikola Tessla.

Good on them. At last many of the good folk at the pub will now have heard of him.

Another drink for me.

Zen and the Art of Cricket

I like the Ashes.

England and Australia still take this anachronistic pleasure seriously.

For an impetuous man with infinite patience, this is much needed therapy.

Climate Change Halted

Our glorious Leaders have agreed to limit global temperature rise to two degrees.

And I promise you ignorance and happiness.

Freedom is given

" ID cards will never be compulsory for Britons"....

That's right. They will merely be required.

Oh well.. It's a good day for ugly fruit. (Something that always annoyed me.)