bluebell therapy

I like Mondays, the woods are busy without people.

FAT PIGS cause global warming.

Or is it swine flu? (I like the name)

Either way we're all gonna die.

golden age

To think, it's less than two years ago since Gordon Brown fawned shamelessly with London's bankers, praising them on their "ingenuity and creativity," which had ushered in "an era that history will record as the beginning of a new golden age."

As the economy continues to implode at a rate of 1.9% a quarter, I almost feel pity for this sick, deluded, sociopath.

Of course I don't, he should be be hung, drawn and quartered like the traitor he is.

Bugger off

Up to 10% of the UK's top earners might leave due to yesterday's income tax hike to 50 whopping pence on income above £150,000.

Aww.. is that all. We won't miss you.

I love people....

Economics = human ingenuity/endeavour + natural resources.

Any fool that believes money is real is already beaten.

pain for me...

miserable kids

It would appear that we Brits enjoy being miserable from an early age.

Am I the only one that isn't particularly perturbed by the Child Poverty Action Group's findings?

Sure, we Brits may not do fluffy, pastel, cute like those Scandinavians, but hey.. there's a sense of adventure in our lives that they just don't get.

I know which I prefer.

power to the people

Yesterday a hundred odd people were arrested before they made the attempt to take out my power station.

Oi, you middle class little shitester know-it-alls... if you wanna complain take on those with power.

Why not kidnap the bosses?

There are many ways to make a point which do not involve pissing off the poor.

Do you really think taking out my lecky would endear me and my neighbours to accept your certainties?

Oh, and I recommend "The man who was Thursday" by Chesterton to all you noble creatures...

Great Expectations

I've just spent the afternoon with an old frend.

Methinks that he regrets not having children.

Home Sweet Home

The G20 saved the world

The Revolution was contrived

Oh well, It's good to be home... I think.

Twisted Fire Starter

iy'm up, tiss'early 'n' I'ym in fukkin London..

Maddness awaits: Love t'yer'all.

Non:collaborator, is off to play. g'luk...

hi diddly dee it's anarchy for me

I've no idea why the State and the Media have invited us all to this party.

Sod it. Time to let my heart rule....

I've got everything I need, save my youth.

Oh, and welcome to England, Leaders of the World.

London Tourist

It's great to be back in London.

Treking the museums is always a joy.

Ah, so much to do and so little time to do it.

Jacqui Smith's hubby is a wanker.

Richard Timney enjoys a bit of lonesome porn.

And let's face it, even with old Jackboot Jacqs to play with, why not.

Next time could you please pay for it yourself..

Actually you really made me laugh. Could you please send me a photo Jacq's face when she heard this news?

Hitch to London

Thought I'd stick my thumb out and arrive early, there's some hippy nonsense tomorrow. Still, it's all grist to my mill...

The pic had me in stitches. I'm losing hours every minute.

Dear Fred, yours with hate..

"bank bosses are criminals" claimed the vandal(s) who smashed a few of Fred the Shred's windows. I'm guessing their anger is personal.

The message, "We are angry that rich people, like him, are paying themselves a huge amount of money, and living in luxury, while ordinary people are made unemployed, destitute and homeless.

"This is a crime. Bank bosses should be jailed.

"This is just the beginning."

They claim to only want him jailed... How sweet I thought..

Many have picked up on the "this is just the beginning." Which pleasantly reminds me just how much they fear the poor... and that made me feel sweet.

Sweat you bastards.

Chalkwork by Julian Beever

Less Irish than a snake

When you're born poor and English, the first thing the 'gods' whisper to you is,

"You are born free and this life is your opportunity".

Like all dreams, the resonance is over before the meaning is construed.

This birthright is now almost universal, which is England's greatest triumph.

Happy Paddy.....

Sir Liam Donaldson

Being Ginger has had a terrible affect on lard loving Liam.

As everyone knows ginger pubes cause serious mental problems leading to sadistic desires of the cruelest order.

Donaldson thinks he should inflict pain on the weakest people in society, 'cos it's more fun to pick on the weak, as every Ginge well knows from experience.

His proposal to price poor folk out of drunkenness and in to sober misery is pure evil.

Sir Liam, you have a non-job, you are pointless and loathed by those whom you wish to nanny.

I do not want your advice on health or anything else....

victory for humanity over the microbes...

It's spring again and I felt well enough to hit the pub.

I've just spent ten days drink and drug free!

It's the first time since I was 13 years old, so I feel a tad chuffed with myself.

Although.... being straight and sober is as dull as I remember.

Ya whatever, it's great to feel well and good again.

Hic.....

Man Flu

I want to feel like spring.

How I suffer....

And no sympathy from anyone.....

The parrot's the worst he hates me... He just won't shut up...