Jan 26, 2009

Cannabis is a naughty herb.


Cannabis is upgraded to a Class B drug today.
Gordon Brown and Jacqui Smith have in the vast wilderness of their illiberal ignorance decided that dope heads need to suffer.
I think extra hard spanks, nipple clamps and a long stretch in gaol is their favoured punishment.
Oh well, I suppose turning Britain into an open prison whilst fucking up the economy is a struggle for such soulless drones.
It wouldn't occur to such morons that legalising all drugs would pull us out of recession in a jolt.
So when your pissed off with your shit life, don't have a spliff and mellow out, stick to alcohol, 'cos when ye drink you get angry, and when you get angry you get violent, and then you riot.

1 comment:

The Fool said...

It looks like he's using one of those "Big Bamboo" papers from that old Cheech & Chong album. Don't bogart that joint, buddy...pass it on. :)